He's finding which couch or pillow he likes best.
I think he saves me money on heat due to always having to be near me.
He's gotten locked in the pantry only twice.
When I was video chatting T, he got up and went over to the other couch. Can you say Mr. I'm-make-myself-at-home-and-can't-be-bothered?
Anyway, I have to walk him now.
Here are recent thoughts I have had while walking him...
- I wonder who lives there.
- Yes, he peed.
- Is that car speeding?
- How does he fit that much poop into him?
- I think I my ear just froze and fell off.
- I love walking my dog in bedroom slippers.
- Wow, he didn't bark at that sound.
- I need to think about...
- How interesting is that family dynamic?
- Hi, Student A.
- Wave to my neighbor.
- Hurry get inside because I'm not sure how Banco interacts up close.
- Ow, go around the mailbox the other way.
- When is it going to snow?
- I need to be...
- I need to this...
- Look at those stars.
- How does he have such a big bladder?
- What was that Eleanor Roosevelt quote?
- Don't eat that.
- Tomorrow is Thursday. Rundown schedule mentally.
- I love this.
- You're the best dog. Ever.
Moral of the Story: I enjoy my unconscious stream while walking Banco.
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