...cruising down your peaceful, neighborhood street...seeing your flood light on...then, seeing people sprinting away from your house. Darting so fast.
I thought it was some high schoolers having fun with a prank (we all used to do that).
...and then I see it.
...wait, not A it. But, many its.
...pink...
...plastic...
...flamingoes...
...everywhere...
...I'd been flocked...
...by none less than my own partner in crime for Relay...
...and to think, I thought they only flocked on weekends...
...supposedly, my home builder texted my aunt to make sure I knew that there were a lot of pink flamingoes in my yard...
...they were kind of hard to miss...
...and, then my partner in crime purchased insurance, so I couldn't get her back...why would she do that?
...payback can be something...
Moral of the Story: Just when you think you're in the clear, you get 'flocked.'
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