Monday Laughs

#1) Student behind my back, "I'm bleeding." Me, nonchalantly, "Okay, let me see." I turn around to a full-blown molar two inches from my mouth. This was 10 minutes before lunch.
#2) Firedrill on a beautiful day. Kiddos rocks. Not one talked. Savored the 5 minutes in the glorious spring air. Hearing the birds chirp and the smell of Spring.  Not 30 minutes later, the principal was on the announcements proclaiming we were in a tornado watch. And, the tears began to flow. There went my beautiful, frangrance-filled vision of Spring.
#3) Student asks how he can help me during indoor recess. Not having a job for him I say, "pick up trash." Student begins crawling around saying that he's a garbage disposal and making the reverse beeping noise. "Oh look a nerd." At this moment, I intuitively know to look at him. I watch the human garbage disposal eat the nerd candy.

 Moral of the Story: I'm actually thankful for these laughs throughout my Mondays. They keep it real.