A Solution

1 PM: Colleague enters my room to vent.  Me: "Here's lets eat some chocolate."

So, how do I solve screaming feet at 9 PM?

Walk on over to the freezer that's stocked with Ben & Jerry's because of the 50% sale at Target.

Tonight's Choice: Half-Baked.

Put your feet up and savor.

I even ate it with a fork because I was too lazy to move my hand 2 more inches to the right for a spoon.

Moral of the Story:  And, all I could think was 'man, I hope I get a good hunk of chocolate.' Or, 'man, it'd stink to be half-baked.'