Things That Blow My Mind

I have these moments when my whole conscious self freezes and thinks...'holy moly' for about 0.5 seconds.

Then, I usually smirk. And, then the flash is over. Just like that. 1 second flat.

Things That Blow My Mind...

1. A paper plate dispenser...only $6.50 on Amazon.
2. Nutella cupcakes
3. Steven Tyler has a retreat in...New Hampshire.
4. A person spends up to 6 hours carving Ceasar's head into Oreo cream.
5. I trip. A child asks if I'm tipsy.
6. Pieces of clothing that are over $100.
7. A crush.
8. When my mom doesn't have school and is the only school district in the state that's closed.
9. That God became man.
10. Deep quotes. Why didn't I say that? 
11. Magnetic nail polish.
12. If you had a to choose 6-word life mantra...What would you say?
13. People on the Maury Show.

Moral of the Story: These moments. Although fleeting. And, usually not memorable provide needed mind breaks and laughter throughout taxing-thinking hours of the day.