My instructional aid is a rockstar. Everyday at 1:30 she rolls in for Lit Groups. She is the Queen; I am the Princess. Sometimes, the kiddos get on their knees and bow to her. She was at FES when I went there.
Well, yesterday at lunch, she decided it was time to read my palm.
Her findings:
- I am unbalanced: I care to much for others and never think of myself.
- I am stubborn: my thumb didn't move when she wanted it to.
- I will have a sudden health risk that I couldn't have done anything about later in life.
- I will have 4 marriages/affairs.
Her findings of a new teacher:
- She is balanced: helps others but helps herself.
- She is not stubbon: her thumb moved, I guess.
- She will not have health problems.
- She will have one strong, faithful marriage.
Moral of the Story: Let me read your palms. You're full of it.
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